Never Point At Anything Beige And Call

Learn All The Rules... Then Break Them.

It's Not That I Don't Like Penises. I Just Don't Like Them On Men.

It's A Cosmic Joke That I'm A Lesbian, Because I Understand Men So Well But Women Are A Complete Mystery To Me.

Because I'm Not A Nice Lesbian, I'm A Big Dyke!

My Idea As Far As Comedy Goes Has Always Been To Push The Limits Of What's Acceptable For A Woman To Do Or Say Or Be. My Hero In That Would Be Lenny Bruce, Who Teaches Us That Words Have No Meaning. It's The Intent Behind Them That Is What's Important.