Never Negotiate With Kids. They Don't Have

You Need To Eat, But You Don't Really Need To Eat Filet Mignon Every Night Or Buy Bottles Of Champagne At A Thousand A Pop.

I Love Money, I Love Women, I Like To Work Hard And I Don't Use Drugs.

No One Has The Right To Shake His Finger In Your Face.

Let's Look Different! I Like Monster Movies, So Why Can't I Have Godzilla's Face On My Boots?

The Only Jobs Kids Have Are To Do Well In School, To Be Charming And Polite, And Be Thankful. That's It. I'll House You, Protect You, I'll Even Give My Life For You, And In Return, You Will Behave.