Never Make Forecasts, Especially About Future.

Be Drug-free And Smoke Some Crack.

I Don't Want To Be Surrounded By 'yes Men'. I Want People Who'll Disagree With Me, Even If It Costs Them Their Jobs.

Ninety Percent Of The Art Of Living Consists Of Getting Along With People You Cannot Stand.

Please Write Music Like Wagner, Only Louder.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.