Never Lie In Bed At Night Asking

Nothing Takes The Taste Out Of Peanut Butter Quite Like Unrequited Love.

Sometimes, When You Walk By The Home Of The Girl You Love, You Can See Her Standing By The Window... She Waves At You, And You Wave Back... But It's Her Grandmother.

You Try For A Little Happiness, And What Do You Get? A Few Memories And A Fat Stomach!

When You Die, Are You Ever Allowed To Come Back?" "only If You Had Your Hand Stamped.

Nobody Likes Me!" "i Wish I Could Like You, Charlie Brown, But I Can't... If I Were To Like You, It Would Be Admitting That I Was Lowering My Standards! You Wouldn't Want Me To Do That, Would You? Be Reasonable! I Have Standards That I Have Set Up For Liking People, And You Just Don't Meet Those Standards! It Wouldn't Be Reasonable For Me To Like You!" "i Hate Myself For Being So Unreasonable!