Goodbys Always Make My Throat Hurt... I

Never Set Your Stomach For A Jelly-bread Sandwich Until You're Sure There's Some Jelly!

Life Is Like A Ten Speed Bicycle. Most Of Us Have Gears We Never Use.

Nothing Takes The Taste Out Of Peanut Butter Quite Like Unrequited Love.

Happiness Is A Sad Song.

Lucy: Our Teacher Wants Us To Write An Essay On Praying. Charlie Brown: Praying Is Important When You Wake Up At Two O'clock In The Morning Feeling Sick From Eating Something Dumb The Day Before. Lucy: I'll Just Say We Were Out Of Town And I Didn't Have Time To Write Anything.