Never Give Your Heart To A Blockhead.

Empty?! You Took All The Cookies!" "they Were Crying To Get Out Of The Jar... Cookies Get Claustrophobia Too, You Know!

You Can't Write A Term Paper Before Breakfast.

You Can't Eat Compliments.

Sometimes, When You Walk By The Home Of The Girl You Love, You Can See Her Standing By The Window... She Waves At You, And You Wave Back... But It's Her Grandmother.

All Of Earth's Creatures Have, Hidden Within Their Beings, A Wild Uncontrollable Urge To Punt!