I Love People; It's Mankind I Can't

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.

I Have Observed That Whenever You Try To Hit Somebody, There Is A Tendency For Them To Try To Hit You Back.

I Never Seem To Know What's Going On... Right From The Very Start, My Life Has Been Strange. I Think I Know What Happened... I Must Have Missed All The Rehearsals.

Humor Is Proof That Everything Is Going To Be All Right With God Nevertheless.

What's The Sense In Having An Eclipse If You Can't Look At It? Somebody In Production Sure Slipped Up This Time!