Never Forget That Hitler Was A Catholic.

Do You Remember Barbara Bush? I Call Her The Silver Douchebag.

Nothing You See On The Internet Is Mine Unless It Comes From One Of My Albums, Books, Hbo Specials, Or Appeared On My Website.

The Only Good Thing Ever To Come Out Of Religion Was The Music.

A Dog Has No Shame. If He Can Do It, You Can Watch.

It's Never Just A Game When You're Winning.