Never Forget That Hitler Was A Catholic.

What Exactly Is "midair"? Is There Some Other Part Of Air Besides The "mid" Part?

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

In Most Polls There Are Always About 5 Percent Of The People Who 'don't Know.' What Isn't Generally Understood Is That It's The Same People In Every Poll.

I Believe You Can Joke About Anything.

The Planet Is Fine. The People Are F****d. Because Everyone Is Trying To Save The Planet. The Planet Doesn’t Need That. The Planet Will Take Care Of Itself. People Are Selfish. And That's What They're Doing Is Trying To Save The Planet For Themselves To Have A Nicer Place To Live.