Never Apologize For Your Cooking.

Some Children Like To Make Castles Out Of Their Rice Pudding, Or Faces With Raisins For Eyes. It Is Forbidden -- So Sternly That, When They Grow Up, They Take A Horrid Revenge By Dying Meringues Pale Blue Or Baking Birthday Cakes In The Form Of Horseshoes Or Lyres Or Whatnot.

Eating Is The Secret To Good Cooking.

We Are So Bemused By Our Own Petard, That We Are Unable To Look At Things Objectively.

Tears Mess Up Your Makeup.

Romance Is The Icing But Love Is The Cake.