My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

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