My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.