My Wife Is Way Funnier Than I

Goalies Almost Never Get Credit For Winning A Game, But They Always Get Blamed For Losing A Game.

I Remember My Wife Wanted Me To Go See 'contagion,' And I Was Like, 'oh My God, Why Would I Want To See That Movie?' I Mean, I'll Just Have Nightmares And It Will Freak Me Out. It Turned Out That I Really Enjoyed It; I Thought It Was Very Well Done.

Children Are Very Smart, In Their Own Stupid Way. A Child's Brain Is Like A Sponge, And You Know How Smart Sponges Are.

Whenever I'm Offered Something, I Always Read The Script And Meet The Director. I Still Appreciate Just Being Considered.

It's Nice To Find People Who Live On The Fringe, Finding One Another And She's Just Unrelentingly Funny.