My Wife Actually Got Worried About My

You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive? They're Worth It.

My Wife Actually Got Worried About My Drinking So Much Regular Milk, You Know, So She Got Me Into Rice Milk And Now Soy Milk, Which I Greatly Enjoy. A Soy Mocha's A Fine Thing.

Be Careful What You Dream: Soon Your Dreams Will Be Dreaming You.

I Learned Some Invaluable Lessons In Nashville That Apply To Both Farming And Show Business: Do Not Corner Something You Know Is Meaner Than You; Keep Skunks Of All Kinds At A Distance; If You Forgive Your Enemies, It Messes Up Their Heads.

And As Far As Guitars Go, I Loved Jimmy Bryant And Speedy West's Stuff.