My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

People Say You Can't Go Out And Eat With Your Players. I Say Why Not.

Think About Each Pitch Like You Think About Women, Then Select One Which Is Particularly Appealing.

I Started In The Lowest League In Baseball, And I Worked My Way All The Way Up To Triple A And Then To The Big Leagues. I Never Reached The Level That I Thought I Would Reach As A Player. But That's The Way It Goes. So Then I Started From The Bottom As A Manager, And I Worked My Way Up To Managing The Dodgers For 20 Years.

Talking About Your Troubles Is No Good. Eighty Percent Of Your Friends Don't Care And The Rest Are Glad.

I've Got A Portrait In The Smithsonian. Who Ever Thought That Would Happen?