My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

The Only Angels In Los Angeles Are In Heaven, And They're Looking Down On The Dodgers.

I've Had Heroes In My Life - Joe Dimaggio, Babe Ruth.

One Time I Was Doing A Speech To A Group Of Kids, And Just Before I Get There, I See This Little Kid Crying. I Found Out They Just Lost A Game, And He Was The Losing Pitcher. I Went Over There, Put My Arm Around Him, And Said, 'what Are You Crying For? When Major League Players Lose, They Don't Cry.'

You Can Have The Best Team In Baseball, And If Nobody Goes Through The Turnstiles, You've Got To Shut The Doors Down.

You Can Wake Up Every Day And Make Today Better Than The Last.