My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

Baseball Is Played By All Countries Now, And Softball, Too.

No, We Don't Cheat. And Even If We Did, I'd Never Tell You.

Say 'dodgers' And People Know You're Talking About Baseball. Say 'braves' And They Ask, 'what Reservation?' Say 'reds' And They Think Of Communism. Say 'padres' And They Look Around For A Priest.

Sometimes You've Just Got To Let An Umpire Know That You're Not Satisfied With His Decision. That They've Missed The Play In Your Opinion. Not That It's Going To Do You Any Good, But You've Got To Let Them Know.

Nothing Succeeds Like - Failure.