My School Was So Tough The School

All's Fair If You Have A Really Good Attorney.

My School Was So Tough The School Newspaper Had An Obituary Section.

Teenagers Don't Know What Love Is. They Have Mixed-up Ideas. They Go For A Drive And The Boy Runs Out Of Gas And They Smooch A Little And The Girl Says She Loves Him. That Isn't Love. Love Is When You Are Married Twenty-five Years, Smooching In Your Living Room And He Runs Out Of Gas And She Says She Still Loves Him. That's Love.

I Met Elvis First In Las Vegas. I Think I Was Appearing With Tom Jones And He Came Backstage To Say Hello To Tom Or We Went To His Dressing Room To Say Hello.

I Was The First Spokesperson For The Better Hearing Institute In Washington. And That's The Message We Tried To Send Out - There Is Hearing Help Out There, And The Technology And Options Are Amazing.