My Pilot's License. I'm Proud Of That.

I'm Reading A Book, Because I'm Brainy. No, It Is A Book - If You Don't Know, It Is Like A Blog Except Bigger.

I Think Comedy As An Art Involves The Audience As A Participant As Much As Is Involves The Artist.

I've Started Looking At My Own Father A Bit Funny. He Assures Me, Though, That I Really Am The Son Of A Scottish Postman.

Don't Hit Women. Never, Ever, Ever.

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