Don't Hit Women. Never, Ever, Ever.

Don't Ever Rope Me In As A Late-night Talk Show Host. I Don't Want To Be One.

I Don't Get Emails From My Corporate Overlords.

According To A New Study, Hawaii Is The Happiest Place In America To Live. And I Thought It Was Just A Great Place To Pretend You Were Born In.

Saudia Arabia Takes In Half A Trillion Dollars Every Year In Oil Revenue, And The Country Has A Population Smaller Than New York State, But When Your System Of Government Is An Eleventh Century Monarchy, Someone's Going To End Up Poor, And It's Not Gonna Be The Guy Whose First Name Is King.

The Afghan Government Is As Corrupt As A Prostitute With A Law Degree.