Don't Hit Women. Never, Ever, Ever.

If You Know Anything About Me - And, If You Do, I'm Sorry That Your Life Turned Out Like That.

I Have To Do A Show Which Is Of Interest To Me, Or Else I'm Lost.

There Are Plans For A New High-speed Train Between Los Angeles And San Francisco. It Will Make The Trip Time 30 Minutes. People In L.a. Are Like, Yes! And People In San Francisco Are Like, Yeah, Sure, Great. We Look Forward To Seeing You.

Thank Heaven Election Day Is Over. No More Campaign Ads, No More Mud-slinging, No More Candidates Pretending They're Straight. It's Over!

I Think When You Become A Parent You Go From Being A Star In The Movie Of Your Own Life To The Supporting Player In The Movie Of Someone Else's.