My Only Expenses Are Probably Guitar Strings

I Don't Spend As Much Time On My Hair As People Think. I Get Out Of The Shower, Whack Some Grease On There And I'm Done.

I Think As Far As Self-promotion Goes, I Probably Have A Lot To Learn.

There Was A Misconception About Me When I Started Off Because I Had My Hair Greased Up And I Have Some Vague Resemblance To The Hillbilly Gene Pool That Elvis Came From. People Would Say, 'you Want To Be Elvis' And I Would Say, 'no'.

I Talk To People Who Are Musicians, And They Go, Oh This Is Hell. And I Go, Are You Kidding Me? You Never Put Tar Paper On A Roof, Did Ya?

I Put On Music And I'm Washing My Car. And I Put On Music If You Have Somebody And You're Trying To Make Love. You Put That On In The Background And You Go, Maybe This Will Be Romantic.