My Nickname Is Dickie Jukebox.

Its An Eerie Thing. My Childhood Is Being Washed Away.

My Persona Has Always Been What A Man Was Never Supposed To Be. Outrageous, Gregarious, Crazy, Silly, Funny.

I Don't Have A Lot To Offer One Person. I Have A Lot To Offer To A Lot Of People.

It's Terrible, The Way Obese Children And Adults Are Treated In This Country [usa]. And I'm Not Leaving This Earth Until That Is Changed.

I Sort Of Think Of Myself As Part Priest, Part Clown.