The Real Pride, The Real Present, Is

When I Was Growing Up, I Did Not Exercise At All. I Was Raised In The French Quarter In New Orleans. If I Saw Someone Running, I Would Call The Police Because I Thought They Stole Something On Royal Street.

When I Go To Teach, That's Not My Workout. It's My Show. I'm 134 Pounds - I'm A Teeny Thing. I Work Out 11/2 Hours A Day And Eat 1,600 Calories. I Can't Stray Because I Have To Fit Into These Dolfin Shorts!

You Shouldn't Make Fun Of People Who Have Issues.

Right Now Many Schools Have No Recess. Most Schools Have No Pe.

If You Don't Love Your Mother You Go Straight To Hell.