My Name Is Arsenio. That's A Very

At One Point In My Career, While Still Hosting 'the Arsenio Hall Show,' I Was Told By My Doctor That It Might Not Be Physically Possible For Me To Have Children.

You Go Out With A Girl You Used To Date, She Looks So Damn Good, And Then At A Certain Point You Say, Boy, Now I Remember. I Know Why I Left!

If God Wanted Us High, He Would Have Given Us Wings.

My Father Was A No-nonsense, Dedicated, And Focused Minister, And There Was Usually A Sermon He Needed To Prepare For Or A Scripture He Needed To Study, And That Always Came First.

I Call Los Angeles The City Of Alternatives. If You Don't Like Mountains, We Got The Ocean. If You Don't Like Knott's Berry Farm, We've Got Disneyland. If You Don't Like Basketball, We've Got The Clippers.