You Never Get Rid Of Something That

I Call Los Angeles The City Of Alternatives. If You Don't Like Mountains, We Got The Ocean. If You Don't Like Knott's Berry Farm, We've Got Disneyland. If You Don't Like Basketball, We've Got The Clippers.

If God Wanted Us High, He Would Have Given Us Wings.

I Knew Going In That Being A Single Parent Would Be One Of The Toughest Jobs I'd Ever Have. I'd Been A Talk-show Host, Actor, Comic, And On And On, But This Gig Was Going To Be My Defining Moment.

I've Never Understood What The Upside Of Marriage Would Be For Me Personally.

My Name Is Arsenio. That's A Very Unique Name For A Black Man. In Greek, It Means Leroy.