Normal Is Absolutely My Least Favorite Word.

New York Is Not Like London, A Now-and-then Place To Many People. You Can Either Not Live In New York Or Not Live Anyplace Else. One Is Either A Lover Or Hater.

Upon Becoming Fifty The One Thing You Can't Afford Is Habit.

A Dog Is The Only Exercise Machine You Cannot Decide To Skip When You Don't Feel Like It.

Quoting, Like Smoking, ... Is A Dirty Habit To Which I Am Devoted. But Then ... I Am A Professor Of English Literature; It Is An Occupational Hazard.

It's Hard To Be Happy, And Safe, And Applauded In A Miserable World.