My Mother Paid Eight Dollars A Month

I Wanted To Be A Pharmacist. I Liked The Way Our Local Pharmacist Was Always Dressed In A Nice White Coat; He Looked Very Calm, You'd Give Him Money, And He'd Give You Something That You Wanted To Buy.

It's Very Easy To Live Here. You're Anonymous Here. Nobody Knows Who You Are.

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

Every Actor Looks All His Life For A Part That Will Combine His Talents With His Personality... 'the Odd Couple' Was Mine. That Was The Plutonium I Needed. It All Started Happening After That.

Why Don't You Do The World A Favour. Pull Your Bottom Lip Up Over Your Head And Swallow.