My Mom Took Me To A Dog

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.