My Mom Took Me To A Dog

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

Women My Age Just Don't Turn Me On. That's Another Problem With Getting Older. I Took Out An Older Woman The Other Night, And I Mean Old. I Told Her, Act Your Age. She Died.