My Mom Took Me To A Dog

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.