My Heart Hath Followed All My Days

If A Child Shows Himself Incorrigible, He Should Be Decently And Quietly Beheaded At The Age Of Twelve, Lest He Grow To Maturity, Marry, And Perpetuate His Kind.

Pity The Meek, For They Shall Inherit The Earth.

If You Want To Get Rich From Writing, Write The Sort Of Thing That's Read By Persons Who Move Their Lips When They're Reading To Themselves.

When A Man Tells You That He Got Rich Through Hard Work, Ask Him: 'whose?'

A Sequel Is An Admission That You've Been Reduced To Imitating Yourself.