My Heart Hath Followed All My Days

Life Is One Damned Kitten After Another." Mehitabel The Alley Cat

If You Want To Get Rich From Writing, Write The Sort Of Thing That's Read By Persons Who Move Their Lips When They're Reading To Themselves.

A Sequel Is An Admission That You've Been Reduced To Imitating Yourself.

Of Middle Age The Best That Can Be Said Is That A Middle Aged Person Has Likely Learned How To Have A Little Fun In Spite Of His Troubles.

An Optimist Is A Guy That Has Never Had Much Experience.