Pity The Meek, For They Shall Inherit

I Have Often Noticed That Ancestors Never Boast Of The Descendants Who Boast Of Ancestors. I Would Rather Start A Family Than Finish One. Blood Will Tell, But Often It Tells Too Much.

Fishing Is A Delusion Entirely Surrounded By Liars In Old Clothes.

The Female Of All Species Are Most Dangerous When They Appear To Retreat.

The Chief Obstacle To The Progress Of The Human Race Is The Human Race.

I Get Up In The Morning With An Idea For A Three-volume Novel And By Nightfall It's A Paragraph In My Column.