My Hate Of Apple Has Moved Into

If You Listen To A Song And Get An Image In Your Head, And Then You Go Home And Watch Mtv And The Image They're Showing Is The Same As The One In Your Head, Kill Yourself. You're Better Off Coming Back As A Lobster.

I Have N'sync And Aerosmith And Britney Spears. I Have A Trifecta From Hell.

I'm Not A Great Joke Writer, Which Is Odd For A Comic To Say, But I'm Not.

When A Country Wants Television More Than They Want Clean Water, They've Lost Their Grip.

Everybody's Family Has Different Values.