Everybody's Family Has Different Values.

Elected Officials Shouldn’t Get To Choose Who Gets To Choose Elected Officials.

Just Relax And Breathe Through Your Ass.

Democrats Are Dumb And Republicans Are Stupid, But The Difference Between Dumb And Stupid Is Dumb Isn't Funny. Dumb Is When You Say Something And The Whole Room Goes, 'what Did He Say?'

Do You Know What 'meteorologist' Means In English? It Means Liar.

I Don't Know If Watching Chaz Bono Will Turn Your Kids Into Transsexuals, But I'm Pretty Sure That Letting Them Watch Keith Ablow Will Turn Them Into Assholes