My Goal Is To Be Remembered As

I've Got A Dream Lover, So I Don't Have To Dream Alone.

You're Either Sexy Or You're Not. I'm Very Self-conscious About My Physiognomy.

My Family Comes First. Maybe That's What Makes Me Different From Other Guys.

I Had These Shoes Made And 2 To 3 Inch Lifts Inside And The Heel Was Another 2 And Half Inches. I Walked Around That Way, Wherever I Could Without Falling Over.

I Wrapped A Towel Around Me And I Opened The Door, And Then I Splish, Splash, I Jumped Back In The Bath. Well, How Was I To Know There Was A Party Going On?