Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is

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It Happens To The Best Of Them. You Lay Off Singing And Your Throat Gets Out Of Practice. No Excuses. I Blew It.

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Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is Knowing It.