My Girlfriend Said, Emo, I'm Seeing Another

Always Remember The Last Words Of My Grandfather, Who Said: 'a Truck!'

I Used To Be Scared Of Pretty Girls, Until One Confessed They're Just As Scared Of Me.

I Was At The Wal-mart, Which Is Where I Think Everybody Goes Eventually. If They Die Without Christ.

Computers Aren't Intelligent, They Only Think They Are.

I Was In A Bar The Other Night, Hopping From Barstool To Barstool, Trying To Get Lucky, But There Wasn't Any Gum Under Any Of Them.