My First Professional Job Was Appearing In

A Nod's As Good As A Wink To A Blind Bat!

I've Always Found Bad Films More Enjoyable Than Good Ones.

You Could Write A Joke In The Pub At Lunchtime And Watch It Performed On Television That Evening.

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.

Never Do Things For Money. It's Always The Things You Do For Love That Turn Out To Pay The Best.