My First Lessons In Comedy, How To

In No Way Would I Ever Assume When I Meet Some Girl That She Wants To Sleep With Me; That Doesn't Enter My Mind. I Think Somebody Who Did Assume That Would Be Such An Insufferably Arrogant Person That You Couldn't Be Around Him.

Chris [farley] - I Would Consider Him A Comic Animal. With The Emphasis On "animal."

As Far As My Work For Causes Or Social Issues, That's Something I'm Doing As A Private Citizen.

[on "john F. Kennedy" Set] Everybody Was Very Interested In The Accent. Even My Collaborators Were Very Curious To Know If I Was Even Going To Do It. And I Was, Like, "you Just Can't Not Do It." I Think Everybody Was Worried That It Was Going To Sound Like The Guy From... Is It The Simpsons?

I'm Thinking Of How Unexpected And Yet Oddly Preordained Life Can Be. Events Are Upon You In An Instant, Unforseen And Without Warning, And Often Times Marked With Disappointment And Tragedy, But Equally Often Leading To A Better Understanding Of The Bittersweet Truth Of Life.