We Always Reminisce About How Everyone Tried

When I Had My Comedy Central Roast, David [spade] Was My First Choice To Be Roastmaster, Because I Adore Him. He's Funny As Hell, And Nobody Is Meaner.

There Is No Recovery For Anyone Without Lifting The Lid On The Pain Of The Past And Letting In The Light.

When People Consent To Do Something, They Should Be Able To Do Whatever They Want.

In No Way Would I Ever Assume When I Meet Some Girl That She Wants To Sleep With Me; That Doesn't Enter My Mind. I Think Somebody Who Did Assume That Would Be Such An Insufferably Arrogant Person That You Couldn't Be Around Him.

We All Have A Suspicion And Hope That We've Just Been Part Of Something Special, Something That May Eventually Change Our Lives. That No One Else Knows This Makes It Seem Like We Are Living With A Secret That We Would Like To Share, But Can't, Sort Of Like Having A Superpower That's Not Come Online Or Being President Elect. For The Moment, Our Lives Proceed As Usual, But Within A Month, We Think, Everything Will Change. It's A Frustrating, If Exciting, Disconnect.