My Fiancee's Brother-in-law Was Recently Paralysed In

I Was Quite Good At Football Once, Although Other Than That My Speciality Would Be Maths. I'm Great At Sudokus And Find All The Spin-off Games Pretty Easy Too.

I Wouldn't Want To Go Out Six Nights A Week And Watch Somebody's Reserves Playing To Check Out A Footballer To See If We're Going To Buy Him.

Every Act Of Kindness Is Potent And Lingers Long In The Heart Of The Recipient.

I've Loved George Michael For As Long As I Can Remember. He Was An Absolute Inspiration. Always Ahead Of His Time.

Ooh, It's Too ­embarrassing To Share My Innermost Romantic Secrets - Although I Have Written Danielle The Odd Poem. If Anything They Are More Comedic Than Romantic. They Used To Be Well ­received But That Was Before She Started Studying Shakespeare At Drama College. Now I Feel So ­inept.