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Football Is A Simple Game. Twenty-two Men Chase A Ball For 90 Minutes And At The End, The Germans Always Win.

The Big Thing Is, Everybody Says It's Being In The Right Place At The Right Time. But It's More Than That, It's Being In The Right Place All The Time. Because If I Make 20 Runs To The Near Post And Each Time I Lose My Defender, And 19 Times The Ball Goes Over My Head Or Behind Me - Then One Time I'm Three Yards Out, The Ball Comes To The Right Place And I Tap It In - Then People Say, Right Place, Right Time. And I Was There *all* The Time.

The Truth Is I Don't Feel Too Bad For My Age. I Actually Have A Better Shape Now Than I Used To.

Ooh, It's Too ­embarrassing To Share My Innermost Romantic Secrets - Although I Have Written Danielle The Odd Poem. If Anything They Are More Comedic Than Romantic. They Used To Be Well ­received But That Was Before She Started Studying Shakespeare At Drama College. Now I Feel So ­inept.

I Am Not Leaving Twitter. If The Mindless Few Defeat The Thoughtful Majority We Are All Doomed.