My Favorite Animal Is Steak.

Do Not Elicit Your Child's Political Opinions. He Doesn't Know Any More Than You Do.

Generally Speaking, It Is Inhumane To Detain A Fleeting Insight.

I've Done The Calculation And Your Chances Of Winning The Lottery Are Identical Whether You Play Or Not.

There Are Some Great Writers Who Are Great Talkers, But There Are More Great Writers Who Are Not Great Talkers. People Seem To Think There Is Some Connection Between Talking And Writing, But I Love To Talk And If There Were Some Connection Between The Two Of Them I Would Be The Most Prolific Writer In The History Of The World.

Your Life Story Would Not Make A Good Book. Don't Even Try.