My Favorite Animal Is Steak.

When I'm Supposed To Be Writing I Clean My Apartment, Take My Clothes To The Laundry, Get Organized, Make Lists, Do The Dishes. I Would Never Do A Dish Unless I Had To Write.

Writers Have Problems Writing Sex Scenes, Because Writing One Really Well Is Pornography.

[friendships] Are Easy To Get Out Of Compared To Love Affairs, But They Are Not Easy To Get Out Of Compared To, Say, Jail.

Not Writing Is Probably The Most Exhausting Profession I've Ever Encountered.

The Main Symptom Of Falling In Love Is That You Lose Your Intellectual Prowess.