My Favorite Animal Is Steak.

Perhaps The Least Cheering Statement Ever Made On The Subject Of Art Is That Life Imitates It.

By The Time Everyone Catches Up With You, You're Bored.

I Do Not Believe In God. I Believe In Cashmere.

I Have A Hard Time Writing. Most Writers Have A Hard Time Writing. I Have A Harder Time Than Most Because I'm Lazier Than Most. I Don't Want To Brag, But I'm The Laziest Person I Have Ever Known.

New York's Not Exactly Antiseptic. It Could Be Clean And Less Dangerous, And Not Horrible, Not Under A Tidal Wave Of Tourists.