All God's Children Are Not Beautiful. Most

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Your Grandparents Did Not Endure The Indignities Of A Steerage Journey To Ellis Island So That You Could Stand Outside A Discothèque And Beg A Wallpaper Designer To Take You In With Him.

The Second I Learned To Read In First Grade, When I Was 5, I Preferred It To Life. And I Still Do.

I Never Wanted To Have Any Extra Money, If It Meant Having To Have Any Extra Work.