My Father Used To Wear The Same

I Don't Know Who I Touch And Who I Don't. I Work Hard Trying To Make People Laugh. I Try To Do The Kind Of Stuff That Made Me Laugh Growing Up. I Don't Have Any Secrets. I Don't Know The Reasons I've Been So Well Received.

I'm Pretty Hot, Right? Very Hot, If I May Say So Myself. Don't You Feel The Sex I'm Radiating?

Kids End Up Seeing My Movies Anyway But Some Of The Mothers Get Mad At Me So I Figured I'd Make One That I Can't Get Yelled At For.

I Grew Up Cursing A Lot. It Felt Natural. My Parents Told Me To Stop.

When I Was A Kid You Always Heard About The Israeli Army And You Always Heard About This Tiny Little Country And How Everyone Around Them Wants Them Gone, And Every Time Somebody Comes After Them They Take Care Of Business. And So As A Jewish Kid You Were Proud Of That.