My Father I Liked, But It Was

An Irishman Will Always Soften Bad News, So That A Major Coronary Is No More Than 'a Bad Turn' And A Near Hurricane That Leaves Thousands Homeless Is 'good Drying Weather'.

In Life There Exist Two Classes: First Class And No Class.

We Are All The Foolishness And All The Crimes We Did. We're Also All The Kindnesses We Did. I Hate To Think Of Life As If We Understood Time. We Don't Understand Time.

Gossip Is More Popular Than Literature.

I Went Through Life Like An Idiot For A Great Deal Of The Time, Saying There's Nothing I Would Change. That Was A Very Arrogant Thing To Say. There's A Lot I Would Change. There Are People I Would Have Steered Clear Of.