I'm A Writer, And What I Do

There Is Only One Immutable Law In Life - In A Gentleman's Toilet, Incoming Traffic Has The Right Of Way.

The Problem With Ireland Is That It's A Country Full Of Genius, But With Absolutely No Talent.

Arnold Bennett Was A Writer I Admired. He Was Actually Taking Notes At His Father's Deathbed.

An Irishman Will Always Soften Bad News, So That A Major Coronary Is No More Than 'a Bad Turn' And A Near Hurricane That Leaves Thousands Homeless Is 'good Drying Weather'.

My Father I Liked, But It Was Only After His Death That I Got To Know Him By Writing The Play.