My Faith Kind Of Keeps Me In

Now That I'm Married And Have Two Beautiful Children, It Really Makes Me Appreciate... Being Alone.

My Childhood Best Friend Is An Anesthesiologist. It's The Least Amount Of Human Interaction For A Doctor. I Don't Think You Can Get That Burned Out On It.

I'm Bald, Blind And Pale. I'm Like A Gigantic Recessive Gene.

I Think When I Started Doing Stand-up, That's When I Really Tried To Question Everything In My Belief System Which Is - I Think A Pretty Important Part Of Being A Comedian Is Really Questioning Things.

I Think Being A Doctor Is Really Hard, And It's Really This Thankless, Never-ending Job. It's Not Even That You Get Done With A Project. There Are Always Sick People.