My Ex-girlfriend Was Very Sexy. She Reminded

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?

I Grew Up In An Era When Strange Adults Would Grab Me On The Street And Say: 'don't Do That.' You Never See That These Days. 'hi, We Took The Liberty Of Spanking Your Son.' Oh Thanks, My Hand Was Getting Worn.

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

I Got Some New Underwear The Other Day. Well, New To Me.

People Always Ask Me, 'where Were You When Kennedy Was Shot?' Well, I Don't Have An Alibi.