My Dad Was A Terrible Businessman.

At 'snl,' I Wrote Political Stuff, But I Never Felt The Show Should Have An Axe To Grind. But When I Left In '95, I Could Let My Own Beliefs Out.

I Do Have A Self-censor; Everybody Does, Or At Least Most Who Are Not Pathological Do.

I Believe In Not Attacking A Country Pre-emptively Unless You're Sure Of What You're Doing And You're Working With Allies.

If 98 Out Of 100 Doctors Tell Me I've Got A Problem, I Should Take Their Advice. And If Those Two Other Doctors Get Paid By Big Snack Food, Like Certain Climate Deniers Get Paid By Big Coal, I Shouldn't Take Their Advice.

If You Use A Cell Phone - As I Do - Your Wireless Carrier Likely Has Records About Your Physical Movements Going Back Months, If Not Years.