Bob Dole Used To Be Really Funny.

I Got Interested In Politics During The Civil Rights Movement And Then Vietnam.

Some Of George W. Bush's Friends Say That Bush Believes God Called Him To Be President During These Times Of Trial. But God Told Me That He/she/it Had Actually Chosen Al Gore By Making Sure That Gore Won The Popular Vote And, God Thought, The Electoral College. 'that Worked For Everyone Else,' God Said.

One Thing I've Noticed About Politics Is That These Guys Have Pretty Thick Hides.

Asking The Question Whether The Mainstream Media Has A Liberal Or Conservative Bias Is Like Asking Whether Al Qaeda Uses Too Much Oil In Their Hummus. I Might Think They Use A Little Bit Too Much Oil; Some People Might Think It's A Little Dry. But The Problem With Al Qaeda Is They Want To Kill Us. And The Problem With The Mainstream Media Is That It Has These Other Biases That Are Much More Important.

Liberals Like Me Love America. We Just Love America In A Different Way.