My Dad Called Me Meat Head Dead

We Just May Be The Most Well-informed, Yet Least Self-aware, People In History.

I Was The Laziest White Kid My Dad Ever Met.

It Seems To Me That Any Full Grown, Mature Adult Would Have A Desire To Be Responsible, To Help Where He Can In A World That Needs So Very Much, That Threatens Us So Very Much.

As A Matter Of Fact, When People Ask Where My 'point Of View' Comes From, It Was There In One Of The First Sketches We Wrote For [dean] Martin And [jerry] Lewis.

When I Got Married For The Third Time, And I Had Children From My Other Marriage There, That's What I Said When It Came Time In The Ceremony For Me To Say Something. I Said, "i'm Grateful To Everybody That Participated, Everybody That Participated In My Life That Got Me To This Moment. And Everything Was Dead-right Because Everything Is Right Now."