My Brain's Just Full Of Passwords.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For

You Know, When You're A Producer, You're A Bit Of A Lackey. You're Just Making Cups Of Tea And Making Sure They've Got Newspaper, Stuff Like That.

Chinese People Age Overnight.

I've Never Understood The 'things To Do Before You Die' Idea. If I Was Ill, I'd Be In No Mood To Have A Swim With A Dolphin.