My Biggest Problem Is Retaining The Exact

There Is Nothing Interesting About Just Seeing Me Doing The Show Then Seeing The Fans And How Much People Love Me.

I'm Not A Centrist, And There's Nothing About Me That's Centrist. I Never Have Been.

The Best Thing About Me Is There Are No Skeletons.

I Think Pornography Is The Only Art Form Where You Can Be Videotaped On A Shaky Handy Cam Sucking Off A Horse And Be Considered A Star.

James Lipton: The Most Pompous Arrogant Failure In History.