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James Lipton: The Most Pompous Arrogant Failure In History.

Once You Get Into The [donald] Trump Stuff, You Get People Going, "i Didn't Come Here To Have My Political Views Bashed."

The South Has More Of A Disproportionate Amount Of Irony On T-shirts Than Any Other Region In The Country.

I Am Against The War, But I Do Support Our White Troops. No, I'm Kidding, I'm Kidding. I'm Not A Republican. I'm Not A Member Of The Party Of Inclusion. Wonderful, Tolerant, Rational Human Beings They Are.

Then I Will Tape The Sets And Even Though I`m Not Very Successful Sometimes I Will Try To Cut Out The Fat And Put The Jokes Closer Together.