My Ambition Is To Do A Good

One Day When A Linesman Starts To Laugh I Swear I Will Hit The Guy Over The Head With My Racket. I Think It Will Be The End Of My Career, But I Will Be Happy.

Sometimes I Feel Like Tap-dancing, Screeching, Unscrewing Light Bulbs, Pulling Curtains, Combing Hair, Doing Knee Bends, Handstands And Turning Somersaults Out There.

Whoever Stole It Is Spending Less Money Than My Wife.

My Ambition Is To Do A Good Job. I Never Plan Anything.

I Haven't Reported My Missing Credit Card To The Police Because Whoever Stole It Is Spending Less Than My Wife.